Opportunity

Every man carries with him the world in which he must live.

Opportunity typically favors those who have paid the price of years of preparation.

God’s best gifts are not things but opportunities.

The danger is that we don’t aim too high and we miss it, but that we aim too low and reach it.

What we call adversity God calls opportunity.

Everyone faces the choice: Christ or condemnation.

All who don’t hearken to the “come” of salvation will one day hear the “depart” of damnation.

When embracing opportunity, give it a big hug.

Do that good deed now; you never know how soon it will be too late.

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great achievements.

Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation stays at the door for years.

A rejected opportunity to give is a lost opportunity to receive.

Obstacles are opportunities in disguise—let opportunity do all the knocking.

A gloomy day only makes a human rainbow all the more noticeable.

When you kill a little time, you may be murdering opportunity.

No opportunity is ever lost; the other person takes those you miss.

Today is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that comes everyday.

Real opportunity for success lies within the person—not the job.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

By the time most people have made up their mind, opportunity has passed them by.

A wise man makes more opportunities than he finds.

When opportunities knock, you have to get up and answer the door.

No one knows what he can do until he tries.

All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.

You can never find a lost opportunity.

One door may be shut, but there are many others still open.

Instead of crying over spilled milk, go and milk another cow.

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have—spend it wisely.

Whenever there is human need, there is opportunity to do a kind deed.

An opportunist is one who goes ahead and does what you had always been planning to do.

Opportunity is often dressed up in work clothes.

Weak men wait for opportunities—strong men make them.

Education is the key to the door of opportunity.

When opportunity knocks, about all some people do is complain about the noise.

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

Keeping your eye too closely on the future may obscure present opportunities.

Opportunities, like parking places, are plentiful for those who get there first.

There is no security on earth, only opportunity.

Good opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.

Those who look for opportunities to hate miss many opportunities to love.

Three things come not back in this life: the spoken word, the sped arrow, the neglected opportunity.

Opportunities look bigger going than coming.

First deserve, and then desire.

Don’t wait for an opportunity to come; it’s already here.

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Old Professions

Old _______ never die—they just ____________.

Housewives, wash away.

Janitors, kick the bucket.

FBI Agents, get fed up.

Cardiologists, become disheartened.

Golfers, lose their drive.

Baseball players, strike out.

Football players, fumble away.

Hockey players, lose their puck.

Tailors, divested.

Detectives, dissolved.

Orchestra leaders, become disbanded.

Musicians, become disconcerted.

Chiropractors, become disjointed.

Politicians, become devoted.

Clerks, become defiled.

Elks, become dislodged.

Dentists, lost their pull.

Math teachers, subtract.

Magazine editors, expire.

School principals, lost their faculties.

Skiers, go downhill.

Mountain climbers, peak out.

Gluttons, waist away.

Garbage collectors, fail to pick up.

Locksmiths, lose their keys.

Insurance salesmen, lost their premiums.

Bankers, lost their balance.

Welders, blaze away.

Electricians, lost their shock.

Accountants, lost their figures.

Mailmen, lost their zip.

Bank tellers, yield to maturity.

Dictators, fly the coup.

Parade leaders, float away.

Chairpersons, go through the motions.

Travel agents, never return.

Bakers, fail to rise.

Pilots, fly away.

Jewelers, lose the time.

Photographers, never develop.

Carpenters, lost their pound.

Taxi drivers, lost their drive.

TV repairmen, lost their picture.

Joggers, run down.

Funeral directors, go underground.

Bus drivers, transfer.

Truckers, their drive.

Bowlers, end up in the gutter.

Singers, lose their tune.

Doctors, lose their patients.

Boxers, lose their punch.

Painters, lose their color.

Florists, wither away.

Lawyers, lose their will.

Nurses, lose their pulse.

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Old Age

Vacation is one time when older people find out they are not as young as they feel.

To avoid old age, keep overdrinking, overeating, and overachieving.

In gardening, it’s a race between your back and enthusiasm–to see which will give out first.

Middle age is when you’re not inclined to exercise anything but caution.

You cannot take credit for beauty at sixteen, but if you are beautiful when sixty, it will be your soul’s doing.

Don’t worry about getting old. It is better to be “over the hill” than under it.

Wrinkles are receipts for living.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

If you can’t run with the dogs, stay off the porch.

The world gets better every day–and then gets worse toward the evening.

The first step to senility is to believe you have all the answers.

Middle age is when you look into the mirror and wish you hadn’t.

The way I see it, you’re only young once–and it takes years of middle age to get over it.

We cannot avoid growing old, but we can avoid growing cold.

Most folks like the old days better–they were younger then.

Middle age is when the products you bought with a lifetime guarantee begin to wear out.

The persons most difficult to convince that they’re at retirement age are children at bedtime.

You’ve reached middle age when pulling your weight is a real drag.

You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more often than you do.

Retirement is when you stop making a living and start making a life.

No one grows old by living–only by losing interest in living.

An excellent way to grow old is to stay young.

Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because it would take too long.

You’ve reached middle age when you feel great when you’re only fair.

Middle age is that time of life when after one night out you need two nights in.

Middle age is when you can remember how comfortably you lived on what Uncle Sam now deducts from your paycheck.

The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children’s advice.

Nothing makes a woman feel older than meeting a bald-headed man who was two grades back of her in school.

You are getting old if it takes you longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Retirement is when you putter around the yard and mutter around the house.

People are funny–everyone wants to live a long life, but no one wants to get old.

Middle age is too young for Medicare and too old for men to care.

You are an old-timer if you can remember when the sky was the limit.

Middle age starts the day you become more interested in how long your car will last than how fast it will go.

Growing old is nothing more than a bad habit that a busy man has no time to form.

Living in the past has one thing in its favor–it’s cheaper.

Most of us as we grow older, get sadder and wider.

Middle age is when you know all the answers, but no one asks the questions.

I’m at that age where I have nothing to do with natural foods; I need all the preservatives I can get.

I feel I am growing old for want of somebody to tell me that I am looking as young as ever.

Some men, when they get too old to set a bad example, start giving good advice.

An old-timer is one who remembers when people wore blue jeans to work.

Middle age is the time of life when work begins to be a lot less fun and fun begins to be a lot more work.

The good old days are those days that I could master. The pace was slower and I was faster.

There are three things that indicate old age–the first is a failing memory . . . and I don’t remember the other two.

By the time a man is old enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere.

Middle age is when the narrow waist and the broad mind begin to change places.

Some people say that as you get old, you have to give up things. Perhaps, you get old because you give up too many things.

One old-timer says he’s in favor of progress, just as long as nobody changes anything.

If you’re over the hill, why not enjoy the view?

You can tell you’re getting older when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

Middle age is that difficult time between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.

Having fun is like buying life insurance–the older you get, the more it costs.

You’ve reached middle age when weight lifting consists of just standing up.

Retirement is that marvelous time of life when the sun rises and you don’t.

When saving for old age, be sure to put away a few pleasant thoughts.

An old-timer is someone who remembers when charity was a virtue, not an organization.

By the time a person gets into greener pastures, he usually can’t climb the fence.

Middle age is that period when looking backward makes one sad and looking forward makes one miserable.

No one is rich enough to buy back his past.

Old age is not coasting–it’s climbing.

The young sow wild oats–the old grow sage.

You’ve reached middle age when a lot of living under your belt begins to show there.

When you are young, you want to change the world–when you are old, you want to change the young.

Old age is when you get out of the shower and you’re glad the mirror is fogged up.

Middle age is that time of life when a woman won’t tell her age and a man won’t act his.

You are getting old when the candles cost most than the cake.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Retirement is a matter of attitude–I’m retreaded, not retired.

Too many of us keep from going forward by looking back to the good old days.

It is doubtful if any person really enjoys reaching threescore and ten if he has never learned to keep score by God’s rules.

A person is old only when he shuts his mind and stops learning.

Middle age–too many nights around the table.

Age doesn’t matter unless you are cheese.

Forty is the old age of youth–fifty is the youth of old age.

The paradox of age–the young want to be old, and the old want to be young.

God gave us memories so we could have roses in December.

Middle age is when what used to give you heart throbs now gives you heartburn.

Old age is like everything else. To be a success, you’ve got to start young.

An old man continues to be young in two things–love of money and love of life.

You can tell how healthy a man is by what he takes two at a time–steps or pills.

A sure sign of old age is when you feel your “corns” more than your oats.

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Obedience

Although God created man without man’s help, He will not save man without his consent or obedience.

One step forward in obedience is worth years of study about it.

There is no harmony in the heart without the joyful notes of obedience.

The most fitting response to undeserved blessing is unreserved obedience.

He is wise who learns to obey where others go astray.

Obedience sheds light on the hidden things of God.

It is ours to obey His commands, not to direct His counsels.

It is not facing the music that hurts–sometimes it is listening to it.

Your obedience to God today determines what you’ll be for God tomorrow.

True spirituality is not judged by what we do but by our obedience to Him.

Delayed obedience is disobedience.

The Christian who claims the promises of God should obey the commands of God.

God’s laws last longer than those who break them.

Obedience to God removes pretense from our prayers.

A small step of obedience is a giant step to blessing.

Before we can speak God’s message, we must listen–the open ears always come before the open mouth.

Obeying God is the best prescription for spiritual health.

The cost of obedience is nothing compared with the cost of disobedience.

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Nostaglia

Living in the past has it advantage–it’s cheaper.

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson; you find the present tense and the past perfect.

Nostalgia consists of longing for the place you wouldn’t move back to.

Nostalgia is trying to recapture the feel of the good old daze.

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Mothers

Mothers are handicapped; they have but two hands.

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Mother is a bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries.

The successful mother sets her children free and becomes more free herself in the process.

A godly mother will point her children to God by the force of her example as much as by the power of her words.

An ounce of mother is often worth more than a ton of clergy.

Motherhood is the salvation of womanhood.

Helpful hint for the new mother–just fill up at one end and empty at the other.

Abraham Lincoln said, “The greatest lessons I ever learned were at my mother’s knees.”

A community or nation can be no stronger than its mothers.

Mother’s Day is when everybody waits on mother and she pretends she doesn’t mind the extra work.

It’s easy to spot an overprotective mother; she’s the one who controls her kids better than you control yours.

History shows almost all the greatest workers for God had godly mothers.

There is not modern pain medicine as effective as a mother’s kiss.

Mothers write on the hearts of their children what the world’s rough hand cannot erase.

Sign in restaurant: pies like mother used to make before she took up bridge and cigarettes.

If evolution works, how come mothers still have only two hands?

Thank God for nagging mothers–they do their work until God can take over.

The chain of a mother’s prayers can link her child to God.

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Money

Sign in the store window: Use our easy credit plan–100 percent down, nothing to pay each month.

A fine cage won’t feed the bird.

We live in a jet-age. Many want to change this to get-age.

A thing is worth what it can do for you, not what you can pay for it.

God looks at the heart, not the hand–the giver, not the gift.

When you buy real estate, you soon learn nothing is dirt cheap.

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

There are bigger things in life than money–bills.

The bitterness of poor quality lingers long after the sweetness of a cheap price is forgotten.

To be rich in God is better than to be rich in goods.

How much better to be honestly poor than questionably rich.

One could live on next to nothing if the neighbors would live on less.

Extravagance is a curse, and the extravagant human being is accursed.

Hardly anything is as upsetting as picking up a lunch check for someone who is too rich to carry money.

I’m far from being poor. I’m even farther from being rich.

One thing you can still get for a penny–your incorrect weight.

Prosperity keeps many people in debt.

Money is relative–the more money, the more relatives.

More money in your purse means greater obligation to God and man.

If we belong to Christ, it’s logical that everything we have belongs to Him.

When giving to God, we are just taking our hands off what belongs to Him.

Economy is often defined as a reduction in some other fellow’s salary.

It is said that if all the world’s economists were placed end to end, they wouldn’t reach a conclusion.

Material riches have no intrinsic value in the perspective of eternity.

How pleasant life would be if people with money used it the way they people who don’t have any say they would spend it if they had it.

The real measure of our wealth is what will be ours in eternity.

Though a man without money is poor, a man with nothing but money is poorer.

A living wage, it has been said, is a little more than you are making now.

April is the month when the green returns to the lawn, the lilac, and the IRS.

Some people never seem to do anything on time except buy.

The difference between you and other folks is that their money looks bigger and their trouble looks smaller.

Money is a universal provider for most everything but happiness and a universal passport to most any place but heaven.

It’s inflation when you have to be pretty well off just to be poor.

The saddest words of tongue or pen are “The car installment’s due again.”

Most of us spend our time like it wasn’t worth anything–and our money like it was.

Giving is a thermometer of our love.

When holdings are worthless, giving is worth more.

The secret of financial success is to spend what you have left over after saving, instead of saving what is left after spending.

Twenty-five years ago $150,000 bought a lot of house. Today it buys a lot.

Credit is what keeps you from knowing how far past broke you are.

Despite inflation, a penny for some people’s thoughts is still a fair price.

They say you can’t take it with you, and I’m sure that’s true. But my problem is to make it last until I’m ready to go.

Debt is slavery of the free.

Do not be sorry if your purse is half empty–be glad it is half full.

Some Christians suffer from cirrhosis of the giver.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

Those who think money grows on trees are the ones who have a hard time getting out of the woods.

George Washington never told a lie–how come his picture is on a bill not worth a dollar?

Don’t try to cheat the Lord and call it economizing.

A Christian is one who does not have to consult his bank book to see how wealthy he really is.

No one is poor who by prayer can open the storehouse of God.

Your use of money shows what you think of God.

We would all be happy to pay as we go–if only we could finish paying for where we’ve been.

Making money last is no easier than making it first.

Total commitment could turn your “collection” into an “offering.”

Too many apply the principles of “saving grace” to their pocketbooks rather than their souls.

One way to keep your head above water is to avoid expensive dives.

Some folks have a craving for saving–others an urge to splurge.

If you want to improve your memory, loan money to others.

What you don’t owe won’t hurt you.

The best things in life may be free, but things money can buy aren’t bad either.

No one’s credit is as good as his money.

Life would be far more pleasant if you could make money first–then make it last.

Try to live within your income–it’s easier than living without one.

Running into debt isn’t nearly as bad as running into your creditors.

Some people are always in debt because they keep spending what their friends think they make.

You cannot take your money to heaven, but you can invest it for eternity.

Poverty is a state of mind often induced by a neighbor’s new car.

The nice thing about a gift of money is that it’s so easy to exchange.

Probably the real reason the dog remains man’s best friend is that neither borrows money from the other.

You are only poor when you want more than you have.

It used to be if you were “sound as a dollar” you were considered in perfect health–today, it means you are in bad shape.

A good way to save money: buy $2,000 worth of traveler’s checks for a vacation; then don’t go.

One good thing about living in the past–it’s cheaper.

The cost of living has gone up, but most people think it’s worth the price.

One thing everyone understands about money matters is that it does.

Credit cards tend to make us a debt-propelled people.

Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they do make wonderful ancestors.

The person who can squeeze a dollar is usually the one who can stretch it.

Strange we call money dough–everyone knows dough sticks to your fingers.

We’re living in a land of plenty–everything we want costs plenty.

Some people give God a tenth–a tenth of what they ought to give.

Establish an emergency fund and you’ll be surprised how quickly an emergency develops.

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we keep.

The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.

The place to “pass the buck” is in the offering.

If you cannot give, God understands–if you can give and won’t, God knows.

The poorest man is he whose only wealth is money.

People who used to live from payday to payday used to be called shiftless; now they are called good managers.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.

Money–you can’t take it with you, but it is good to know there is a place where you can go without it.

Money is something that things run into and people run out of.

Just when you think you can make both ends meet, someone moves the ends.

Money may talk, but today’s dollar doesn’t have enough cents to say very much.

The definition of a living wage depends upon whether you are getting it or giving it.

If a fool and his money are soon parted, how come they got together in the first place?

Funny how the US makes money–while the rest of us earn it.

You should file your income tax, not chisel it.

No patient should leave the hospital until he’s strong enough to face the cashier.

Inflation is when the buck doesn’t stop anywhere.

Money talks but it never debates.

Everyone pays for their mistakes–Congress does it with our money.

It isn’t money that makes people work harder but appreciation.

A batch of credit cards fattens the wallet before it thins it.

A sign for taxpayers–the buck starts here.

In the war against inflation, there are no hawks or doves–just pigeons.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can’t take it with you–he’s trying to take it with him.

Definition of proof of purchase–an empty wallet.

Some people put “zero” in the church offering and complain that the church is too cold.

The real measure of our wealth is how much we’d be worth if we lost all our money

If your outgo is greater than your income, your upkeep will soon be your downfall.

With many people, money comes first, yet they can’t seem to make it last.

Money can’t buy happiness–unless you spend it on somebody else.

If money talks, why didn’t it cry for help a long time ago?

In the old days, big spenders spent their own money–not other people’s.

Money may not buy happiness, but it surely helps one look for it in more interesting places.

The best labor-saving device is an inheritance.

Inflation is when after you get money to buy something, it isn’t enough.

It’s costing Americans twice as much to live beyond their means as it did ten years ago.

Some people are certainly going to have a lot of nickels in heaven judging by their offerings.

The trouble is that our earning capacity doesn’t match our yearning capacity.

A dollar goes a long way now; you can carry it around for days without finding a thing to buy.

The “upper crust” is just a bunch of crumbs stuck together with their own dough.

One reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

The dime isn’t entirely worthless; it makes a fairly good screwdriver when you need it.

People used to say, “It’s not the cost–it’s the upkeep.” Today it’s always both.

Prosperity provides enough credit to live beyond your means.

No amount of cash is ever petty.

Why do bills always arrive on time when everything else the postal service delivers comes late?

To paraphrase an old axion–what you owe won’t hurt you.

Do you remember way back when church collection plates get most of the money that service stations get on Sunday?

It used to be a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

No man is a success in life if he goes through life earning nothing but money.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only love will make him wag his tail.

Two ways to get rich–spend less than you make and make more than you spend.

Poverty of purpose is worse than poverty of purse.

Credit enables anybody to start at the bottom and go into the hole.

Two things ruin a church–loose living and tight giving.

He who has a fixed income is in a bad fix.

You cannot take your money with you, but you can send it ahead.

There are many who will give the Lord credit but never give him cash.

If the “love of money is the root of evil,” then pleasure is one of the limbs.

The person who gambles with his money will gamble with his soul.

The poorest man in the world is the man who has nothing but money.

I must be successful–I owe everyone money.

Wealth is not his who has it but his who enjoys it.

The man who saves money nowadays isn’t a miser–he’s a wizard.

A pig bought on credit is forever grunting.

Counterfeit money is homemade bread.

God has enough money in the pockets of Christians to do everything He expects the church to do.

Giving is grace–not giving is a disgrace.

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.

Anybody who thinks that money grows on trees is bound sooner or later to get caught out on a limb.

Credit, like dope, when used to excess leads to the gutter.

When you give till it hurts, it makes you feel good.

The rich may not live longer, but it certainly seems like it to their poor relatives.

The worst place to live is beyond one’s income.

Inflation is paying more and getting less.

Some people pay tithes to the waitress but tip God.

A poor man cannot afford to be lazy.

Many people spend their health for wealth, then try to spend their wealth for health.

We make a living by getting, but we make lives by giving.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d still point in all directions.

Money is tender when you have it and tough when you don’t.

The high price of meat today keeps many families in a perpetual stew.

The way you handle God’s money tests your maturity as a Christian.

A man doesn’t own his wealth–he owes it.

Economics is the art of satisfying infinite wants with limited resources.

It’s a small world; why does it cost so much to run it?

Money will not buy happiness, but it makes misery more comfortable.

Whether a boy ends up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends upon the chick he marries.

It’s easy to tell when you got a bargain–it doesn’t fit.

A recession is a period when sales go down and staff meetings go up.

If you think nobody cares you are alive, just miss a couple car or mortgage payments.

Beware: money can create hardening of the attitudes.

Just when you’ve gotten everything in the house automated, electricity is so expensive you can’t afford it.

The best place to spend your vacation is somewhere near your budget.

Early to bed, early to rise–till you make enough money to do otherwise.

A fool and his money are soon spotted.

With everything else going up these days, it’s a wonder the Lord hasn’t increased tithing to 15 percent.

It only take a little “jack” to life a car, but plenty of “jack” to keep it up.

Waste of wealth is sometimes retrieved; waste of health seldom; waste of time never.

Definition of prosperity: that period from Friday’s paycheck to Saturday’s shopping.

The trouble with some people who give till it hurts is that they are so sensitive to pain.

Most people don’t start economizing until they run out of money.

If people were to give according to their means, they would not act mean when asked to give.

The reason the dollar does not do as much today is that people don’t do as much for the dollar as they used to.

The manner of giving shows the character of the giver more than the gift itself.

Give to God what’s right–not what’s left.

We should give according to our income, lest God make our income according to our giving.

Today–a dollar earned is a penny saved.

Buying what you do not need is an easy road to needing what you cannot buy.

People do not become rich by what they earn, but by what they save.

Money used to talk, then it whispered, now it just sneaks off.

Many men lay down their life trying to lay up money.

A vacation can put you in the pink, but it may leave you in the red.

Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.

Some people are not only pleasure bent–they are pleasure broke.

True wealth is the satisfaction of talent used in Christian service.

If you want to keep out of debt, you must earn more than you yearn.

Early settlers started this country, but it’s those who settle the first of the month who keep it going.

The two things most open to mistakes are the pocketbook and the tongue.

By the time you have saved for a nest egg, inflation turns it into chicken feed.

Maybe one reason budgets don’t work is that we only work five days a week but we spend money all seven.

Inflation has been defined as a process that allows one to live in a more expensive neighborhood without ever moving.

Some people think they are worth a lot money because they have it.

Fools can make money–it takes a wise man to know how to spend it.

Car sickness is the feeling you get every month when the payment falls due.

Bill collectors always come at the wrong time–when I’m home.

Justice often leans to the side of the purse hand.

Money talks. If it’s the dollar, it’s small talk.

A luxury is something you don’t need but you can’t do without.

A tither’s problem is seldom money.

If you spend lavishly on your own pleasure but complain that you have no money for the Lord, check to see who is your master.

The only thing that doesn’t become smaller when you contract it is debt.

He who serves God for money will serve the devil for bigger wages.

A tenth for God is more rewarding than a fifth for Satan.

People get into debt trying to keep up with those who already are.

Money has little value to its possessors unless it also has value to others.

What this country needs is a dollar that will not be as much elastic as it is adhesive.

A dollar will not go as far as it used to, but it will go faster.

Today is ready cash–spend it.

Something you can get for nothing is usually worth it.

A real estate sign read, “For sale: Oleo Acres–one of the less expensive spreads.”

A luxury becomes a necessity whenever you are able to make the down payment on it.

The average married couple has already spent next year’s salary and hasn’t paid this year’s bills.

We’re better off financially if we always act our wage.

The reason people put so many pennies in the offering is there is no smaller coins.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made all the money.

The kind of wealth most of us need isn’t dollars as much as sense.

A vacation is nothing but a sunburn at premium prices.

Keeping too much in your pocketbook may drive the Lord from your heart.

Money isn’t everything–sometimes it isn’t enough.

The most sensitive nerve in the body seems to be the one that runs to the pocketbook.

God does not look at the face of your check but at balance on the stub.

Strange how big a dollar looks when you give it to the church but how little when it goes for groceries.

There is an advantage in being poor–the doctor will cure you faster.

Banks call them “personal” loans because if you miss a payment they get personal about it.

Money ain’t everything–but it sure comes in handy when you lose your credit cards.

If you are stingy with a small income, it’s likely you’ll not be generous with a large one.

Riches are a blessing only to those who make them a blessing to others.

Some people give their mite, others give will all their might, and some don’t give who might.

Inflation is being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

Inflation is the price we pay for those government benefits we thought were free.

People who live beyond their means should be given a lot of credit.

He made money the old-fashioned way–he inherited it.

Man makes counterfeit money–sometimes money makes counterfeir men.

The hand that gives is the hand that receives.

The only place you can find financial security is inside your income.

When we give our finances to God, we are not really giving to God; we are just releasing what already belongs to him.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

Remember when you looked forward to receiving the salary you can’t live on today?

If you set the pattern for giving–would your church receive a token or a tithe?

Some people don’t think they are having a good time unless they are doing what they cannot afford.

What we give determines our wealth, not what we get.

Beware of the Christian with the open mouth and closed pocketbook.

When a man becomes rich, either God gains a partner or the man loses a soul.

Do your givin’ while you are livin’–then you’re knowin’ where it’s goin’.

Give until it feels good.

Most couples need two incomes these days; one for the principal and one for the interest..

How much money does it take for a rich person to be happy? Just a little more.

Depression is a time when you can’t spend money you don’t have.

It’s good to have things that money can buy, but better to have things money can’t buy.

Money can’t buy everything–including what it used to.

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Modesty

Where modesty is absent, virtue has no means of protection.

The closer we get to God, the more modest we shall become.

Modesty is the triumph of mind over flatter.

The modest person is one who doesn’t blow all he knows.

The hardest secret for a man to keep is his opinion to himself.

Modesty is for those who have no talent.

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Misunderstanding

So many mistake sex for love, money for brains, and a smart phone for civilization.

Some people read enough to stay misinformed.

It is better to be despised for the right than to be praised for the wrong.

Just because you are slippery doesn’t mean you are polished.

A reformer is someone who wants his conscience to be your guide.

A positive conviction without accurate information is dangerous.

Considering the fact that there are two sides to every question, it’s amazing that so many people choose the wrong side.

A well-beaten path is not necessarily the right way.

To be great is often to be misunderstood.

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Missions

Your love has a broken wing if it cannot fly across the sea.

You will never win the world to Christ with your spare cash.

If God calls you to the mission field, your prayers and money are poor substitutes.

If you fail to support missions, you are voting to bring missionaries home and to cease missionary work.

If the Bible is a missionary book, the people of the Book are charged with being a missionary people.

God’s salvation takes into account the lost, the last, and the least.

A church without missions is a church without a mission.

There’s one thing you cannot do about missions: get rid of your responsibility.

It costs less to send missionaries to foreign countries than it does to send soldiers–one goes to save, the other to destroy.

God is the head of the missionary movement–the devil heads the opposition.

A church that is not reaching out is passing out.

Evangelism, like charity, begins at home.

If it had not been for missions, where would you be today?

There is no home or foreign in God’s vocabulary.

Would you believe in the necessity of missions if you traded places with the heathen?

Every Christian is a missionary–if only in the supermarket.

The best remedy for a sick church is to put it on a missionary diet.

The disciples of Christ did not proclaim the gospel because it was their duty–they did it because they could do nothing else.

A church that is not a missionary church will soon be a missing church.

The principal way to lay up treasure in the bank of heaven is through missionary interest.

A missionary is God’s man, in God’s place, doing God’s work, in God’s time, in God’s way.

A church with one heart and one mind will make for a won world.

Every heart without Christ is a mission field–every heart with Christ is a missionary.

A missionary is a person who never gets used to the thud of Christless feet on their way to eternity.

Instead of the Shepherd looking for the one lost sheep, he must spend his time looking for the ninety-nine.

We would give more support for the missionaries if we traded places with them.

He who has a little heart for the lost will have a little heart for the Savior.

The return of the Lord Jesus should be the strongest incentive to soul winning, sacrificial giving, and missionary outreach.

God has only one Son and He was a missionary.

God’s voice is always loud enough so that repentant sinners can hear the message of salvation.

Some people do not believe in missions because their religion is not worth sharing.

World service means the whole church at work around the world.

The cross is a symbol of God’s heartbreak over a world that has gone astray.

The gospel is not something only to go to church to hear–but to go from church to tell.

The light that shines farthest for Christ away from home will shine the brightest at home.

Christ alone can save the world–but He cannot save the world alone; He needs your help.

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